Archive for the ‘Politics’ Category
Why I’m not voting…
- I can’t vote, I haven’t re-registered in three years… opps.
- The Libertarian party has gone down the crapper, they chose Bob Barr as their candidate. What the hell were they thinking? If you don’t know who this person is just ready this too-good-to-be-true Wikipedia profile. OR just let The Onion do the talking…
Views:
Pretty much the same as Ron Paul’s, but without the avuncular charm
Issues:
(1995–2007) Trying to control the faith, sexuality, reproduction, drug use, and national allegiance of every single American. (2007–) Aw, Fuck it.
Looks Like:
Effeminate maître d’
Role In Clinton Impeachment:
Finger-pointer
Average Time To Summarize Libertarian Philosophy To Stranger:
4 hours, 16 minutes
As President, He Pledges To:
Use his platform to apologize for things he supported as a Republican
